

Wear What You're Actually Thinking. (We Just Put It on a Shirt).
Shop our bold graphic collection or message us to create your own custom design.
Subtle? Not quite. Funny? Absolutely.
The A Little Seaman tee brings the kind of bold humor that gets a second glance — and maybe a few awkward laughs. Whether you're headed to a party, beach day, or just love a shirt that breaks the ice, this one's guaranteed to make waves.
Simple nautical graphic + clever text = instant favorite for anyone with a well-developed sense of inappropriate humor.
Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ Clean nautical design with just enough innuendo
✔️ Comfy unisex fit, available in sizes S to 3XL
✔️ Great for parties, gag gifts, or beach days
✔️ Subtle enough to wear in public (depending who you're with)
Details:
Perfect For:
Sailors, pun lovers, partygoers, or anyone who’s fluent in double meaning.
Rammy
Founder + Head Outfitter
Hey Rammy Outfitters wasn’t built for the faint of heart. We’re here for the horror fans, the party animals, and anyone who thinks "normal" is a dirty word. Whether you’re looking for a slasher-inspired graphic or a tee that says exactly what everyone else is afraid to think, we’ve got you covered.
We don’t do "quiet," and we definitely don’t do "basic."
If your face can't say it, your gear should.
And if you don’t see your specific brand of crazy on the shelf?
Challenge accepted. Hit the contact button, and we’ll custom-design whatever is living in your head.