

Wear What You're Actually Thinking. (We Just Put It on a Shirt).
Shop our bold graphic collection or message us to create your own custom design.
There’s no sugarcoating this one — and that’s exactly why it works.
The Fondle My Balls tee is made for the loudest person at the party (or the one trying to be). With a bold beer pong graphic and an unapologetic punchline, this shirt is built for bar crawls, tailgates, house parties, and anyone who knows that subtlety is overrated.
Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ Wild red solo cup design that’s made to turn heads
✔️ Unisex sizing from S to 3XL
✔️ Perfect for spring break, frat parties, or casual chaos
✔️ An easy gift for your party crew or drinking buddy
Details:
Perfect For:
Beer pong nights, birthday bashes, house parties, groomsmen gifts, or anyone who likes their humor full send.
Rammy
Founder + Head Outfitter
Hey Rammy Outfitters wasn’t built for the faint of heart. We’re here for the horror fans, the party animals, and anyone who thinks "normal" is a dirty word. Whether you’re looking for a slasher-inspired graphic or a tee that says exactly what everyone else is afraid to think, we’ve got you covered.
We don’t do "quiet," and we definitely don’t do "basic."
If your face can't say it, your gear should.
And if you don’t see your specific brand of crazy on the shelf?
Challenge accepted. Hit the contact button, and we’ll custom-design whatever is living in your head.