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Straight to the point — and straight to the tap.
The I’d Tap That Keg tee is made for the beer lovers, tailgate champions, and backyard brewers who appreciate a little humor with their hops. With a clean graphic and a soft unisex fit, this shirt pours personality into any casual outfit.
Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ Bold keg graphic and fun phrase
✔️ Unisex sizing from S to 3XL
✔️ Great for parties, bar crawls, or everyday chill
✔️ Easy gift for beer fans or college grads
Details:
Perfect For:
Beer lovers, brewers, party crews, Oktoberfest, tailgates, or anyone who knows how to handle a tap.
Rammy
Founder + Head Outfitter
Hey Rammy Outfitters wasn’t built for the faint of heart. We’re here for the horror fans, the party animals, and anyone who thinks "normal" is a dirty word. Whether you’re looking for a slasher-inspired graphic or a tee that says exactly what everyone else is afraid to think, we’ve got you covered.
We don’t do "quiet," and we definitely don’t do "basic."
If your face can't say it, your gear should.
And if you don’t see your specific brand of crazy on the shelf?
Challenge accepted. Hit the contact button, and we’ll custom-design whatever is living in your head.