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For folks who take their BBQ seriously—and their jokes seriously cheap.
The Smoke Brisket Not Meth Tee is for backyard grillers, pitmasters, and everybody who’d rather smoke meat than mess with anything else. With a bold text design and a side of swagger, it’s the kind of shirt that draws a second look (or a raised eyebrow).
Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ Bold BBQ humor that makes people laugh
✔️ Unisex sizing from S to 3XL
✔️ Great for cook‑outs, meat festivals, tailgates
✔️ A standout gift for grill lovers, dads, or anybody with a big sense of humor
Details:
Perfect For:
BBQ weekends, summer grilling, food truck lovers, or anyone who thinks brisket > everything else.
Rammy
Founder + Head Outfitter
Hey Rammy Outfitters wasn’t built for the faint of heart. We’re here for the horror fans, the party animals, and anyone who thinks "normal" is a dirty word. Whether you’re looking for a slasher-inspired graphic or a tee that says exactly what everyone else is afraid to think, we’ve got you covered.
We don’t do "quiet," and we definitely don’t do "basic."
If your face can't say it, your gear should.
And if you don’t see your specific brand of crazy on the shelf?
Challenge accepted. Hit the contact button, and we’ll custom-design whatever is living in your head.