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You’ve seen it. You laughed. Now you need it.
The Ask Me About My Butthole tee is part alien, part humor, and all attention-getter. With a clean alien graphic and unapologetically cheeky text, this unisex shirt is made for people who don’t take life too seriously — or just really enjoy messing with strangers in public.
Wear it to festivals, parties, or low-key errands if you dare. The reactions are half the fun.
Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ Hilariously bold alien design
✔️ Comfortable unisex fit from S to 3XL
✔️ Guaranteed conversation starter
✔️ Great for gag gifts, party wear, or your personal collection of absurd greatness
Details:
Perfect For:
Alien fans, pranksters, bold personalities, or anyone with a strong meme game and a decent sense of humor.
Rammy
Founder + Head Outfitter
Hey Rammy Outfitters wasn’t built for the faint of heart. We’re here for the horror fans, the party animals, and anyone who thinks "normal" is a dirty word. Whether you’re looking for a slasher-inspired graphic or a tee that says exactly what everyone else is afraid to think, we’ve got you covered.
We don’t do "quiet," and we definitely don’t do "basic."
If your face can't say it, your gear should.
And if you don’t see your specific brand of crazy on the shelf?
Challenge accepted. Hit the contact button, and we’ll custom-design whatever is living in your head.